“See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, and I think of something that’s funny and then, I go get a pen and write it down. Or, if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny.” — Mitch Hedberg, I needed something to make me laugh tonight after watching season 5, part 2 of Breaking Bad. Hedberg rarely lets me down in that department. October 29, 2013 by Emily Becker