RIP: The Yoga Ball

The great, blue yoga ball of Madam passed away last night at approximately 19:18. The cause of death was rusty nail in an old fence post.

In its early years, it was used mainly used for the practice of yoga by an American volunteer. Recently, it had been commandeered by the children of the concession next to the Gouka middle school for playing during the three-hour school break on weekdays and the entire days of Saturday and Sunday, minus a two-and-a-half-hour period for church service on Sundays.

The ball is survived by dozens of children of the village of Gouka, who have never heard of yoga, and a soccer ball that has recently gone into hiding to avoid the same fate.